Janet: "Sure, will you bring me one?"
Logan comes back into the room with one apple and gives it to me.
Logan: "Here you go."
Janet: "Where's your's?"
Logan: "I'm gonna have have a different one."
From the kitchen I hear "crunch, crunch."
Janet: "Logan, what are you doing?"
Logan: "Getting chips and dip. I can't find the dip."
Janet: "So I have to have an apple, and you get chips and dip?!?"
This my friends would be what we call an 'Onorey Little Stinker'!!!