Onorey Little Stinker

Logan: "Aunt Janet can we have an apple for snack?"

Janet: "Sure, will you bring me one?"

Logan comes back into the room with one apple and gives it to me.

Logan: "Here you go."

Janet: "Where's your's?"

Logan: "I'm gonna have have a different one."

From the kitchen I hear "crunch, crunch."

Janet: "Logan, what are you doing?"

Logan: "Getting chips and dip. I can't find the dip."

Janet: "So I have to have an apple, and you get chips and dip?!?"

Logan: "Yep."

This my friends would be what we call an 'Onorey Little Stinker'!!!